Criminals Caught in the Act

Despite the “butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth expression” Bristol based builder Geddie H is once again making news for all the wrong reasons. After being caught out trying to swap his newly born daughter for a large plastic gorilla in a Spiderman outfit back in August 2011, the crazy construction boss is now suspected of having carried out two new offences. According to unconfirmed reports, the dodgy dad supposedly tried to suffocate the same daughter involved in the plastic gorilla in a Spiderman outfit swap deal (whose name has been with-held for legal reason) and, additionally, encouraged a minor to participate in a criminal act. The minor in question goes under the moniker of “Honey B” and is non-other than the eldest daughter of the barmy builder. Police are said to be monitoring the situation but claim they are unable to act until “a clear chargeable offence has been committed and/or reported”.
As has often been said, a picture says more than a thousand words and world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog has acquired photographic proof to back up the recent accusations. Not only does our photograph show the moment in which the alleged attempted suffocation took place but it also clearly shows the evil glint in the eyes of Honey B who seems well aware of her father’s wicked intention. Once again unsuspecting Mum Raggs H is nowhere to be seen.
Hopefully, this is all the evidence that the police need in order to arrest this cowardly criminal and lock him up for a long, long time. With a bit of luck, there’s still time to save Honey B from choosing a life of crime and cruelty at such a tender age.