Thursday, June 30, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Oh Boy!
Bristol based artist Colin H is expanding his reach by breaking into the world of video pop. Known for his eclectic mixture of art forms, the eccentric jack-of-all-trades artist has done sculpture, fine art, performance art, music, cookery, living museums, teaching, painting and decorating, baby-sitting, bike riding, and now ………….video pop.
A strong supporter of the Andy Warhol 15 minutes of fame movement, clever Colin has tended to take his fame one-minute at a time with the aim of stretching it out over an entire career spanning lifetime. However, if this video breaks into the big-time, the potty painter will only have 10.47 seconds left.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Robbed!

Belated Birthday Boy Rob B has denied reports that he is envious of his wife's headline hogging antics. Despite sharing the same birth date as his partner, poor Rob was ignored by the world press whilst his "better-half" was splattered all over the front page of world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog.
"I'm not going to go making myself younger just to gain publicity or popularity" said a coy Rob. "I'm a West Ham United supporter so I know all about being left out of the limelight. Anyway, she only got 2 comments so it's no big deal" he added.
Nevertheless, world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog attempted to make amends by publishing a belated birthday greeting but the unhappy Hammers-fan hairdresser claimed it was too little too late.
"It's too little too late" said Rob.
Unfortunately, world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog reporters were unsure if Rob was referring to the belated birthday greeting or the fact that West Ham had been relegated.
For once, Moe B was unavailable for comment!
Monday, June 20, 2011
Getting Younger by the Day

Birthday gal, Moe B, has astounded doctors, friends and family alike by getting younger every day. Known on the Chipping Norton hairdressing circuit as “the female Benjamin Button” Moe has spent the last 4 or 5 years working on her objective of reaching 30 by the year 2020.
According to a spokesperson, Moe is well on the way to achieving her goal and, if she manages to progress at her current rate, may even hit the 30 mark as early as 2018. “When Moe puts her mind to something she usually gets what she wants” the spokesperson added. “When she first announced her revolutionary Age-Reduction Plan many people pooh-poohed the idea but now they’re eating their words.”
Apparently, the first part of the plan involved packing her kids off and telling them to look after themselves. However, although world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog was unable to verify this claim, it seems feasible given that Moe appeared to visibly “un-age” from one day to the next the moment she showed her offspring the door.
Rumours of an offer to advertise L’Oreal have been neither confirmed nor denied but it has been revealed that Moe has accepted an offer to be the new Little Miss Pears 2044.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.

Happy house-hopping hairdressers Moe & Rob have cut loose of Oxford and set up house in Chipping Norton.
"Oxford to Chipping Norton' salon way to travel every day" said mighty pleased Moe. "It was hair-tful to leave but the move will trim down on traveling time, as well as cutting down on petrol. It was a blow at first but now we're home and dry. By the time we made the decision I was dying to move".
"At first I was dreadlocking the move* added Rob, *but now it's one of the highlights of the summer!"
Friday, June 10, 2011
Thursday, June 02, 2011
Free Luxury Wallpaper

World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog is pleased to offer this original personal computer luxury wallpaper* to all regular users and comment leavers.
The wallpaper, entitled A Groovy Wall in Vaparaiso, was created by one of Papasgotabrandnewblog's snap-happy photographic team earlier this year.
To obtain your free luxury wallpaper just double-click on the image and then right-click to save it to your PC. Then go to control panel, then screen and select the wallpaper by search the images in your computer. Click apply to finish the process and, voila, a trendy new wallpaper!
*The Editor would like to point out that there is absolutely no link between the use of the term "luxury wallpaper" and the unreleased album by ahead-of-their-time electronic music bores Experiment SH1310 (http://www.myspace.com/simonmuzak) and that the use of this term is purely coincidental.
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