Yes! Yes! Yes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Guys and Gals, Friends, Romans and Countryfolk, here it is, the brand spanking new weekly (maybe!!) World famous Papa's got a brand new blog blogspot feature:
A Week in the News
Each week we'll work our socks off to keep you up to date with what's happening worldwide, sharing the latest news, views, gossip and downright lies about the important things in life.
So, without further ado, let’s get down to business.
Last week Sue, Dom and Little Stevie (Nicks not Wonder!) up-ed and moved to the sticks. Tired of the bright city lights, Starbucks Coffee and all night shopping in Tesco, the happy Hampstead trio have changed they two-bedroom flat for a three-bedroom-ed castle complete with moat, drawbridge and tower (actually we think it’s just a chimney but we can’t be sure!).
We hope to post a glossy Hello Magazine style photo spread in the near future.
Talking of photos, we must congratulate Happy Snapper Dom on getting a deal for his wildlife photos with a HUGE international company.
Stay tuned.

News has just come through of a Chilean Space mission. Cristian and Elisa Banfi del Rio Jaramillo are celebrating 100 years of marriage (yes you heard right, 100 years of marriage) by blasting off into space in a newly designed top-of-the-range Chilean rocket, aptly named the Clock Tower, due to its resemblance to a clock tower.
Clock Tower 1 will blast off this weekend from a secret location in Cambridge, UK. According to our science editor, the revolutionary space vehicle is powered by ………… baked beans!!
So, hold your nose if you’re in the vicinity of Cambridge this weekend.

Photogenic toddler Robin Lloyd-Higginson flew the coup last week causing her worried parents, Danny “don’t shoot me I’m the piano player” Lloyd and Lizzie “don’t call me Liz” Higginson, to call in the Police, the Army and the National Guard. By all accounts the youngster was found safe and sound on a number 3 bus to Cambridge on her way to meet up with a lawyer. The chirpy child is trying to get legal advice on how to stop her parents photographing her.
“I think I can get some sort of restraining order” Robin told our reporter. “I heard about a great Chilean lawyer called Banfi in Cambridge. My uncle told me I should contact him if I ever needed any help. Things at home are starting to get me down. I jump every time I hear a click or whenever someone turns on a light. Just the mention of the word camera is enough to bring me out in a cold sweat. I need to get away.”
Robin's parents were unavailable for comment.

From Rockin Robin to Running Robin
Three Frenchmen have set a new world record after they polished off a bottle of whisky in 17.8 seconds.

Three wise men!
Finally, a big HUG and a
“Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew”
to birthday girl Clare who celebrates her birthday (or not!) today.

ps Which of the two women in the above photo will be in Chile in 2008?