Monday, May 28, 2007

Blog Spot Turns Back Time

World famous Blog spot Papa's got a brand new blog has turned back time to wish Ella Hope-Higginson many happy returns. The nearly famous child actress, who lives in New Zealand, celebrated her birthday on Sunday (Saturday in New Zealand). As today is Monday, we've decided to turn back time in order to celebrate Ella's birthday. In fact, we've decided to hold a double birthday celebration and wish Ella a happy birthday for 2008 as well!!

Please leave your Ella Birthday Greetings Message in the comments box.



Today's picture shows Ella looking into the future for her 2008 Birthday presents (only 362 days left!!!!)

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Under Age Booze Scandal

World famous blogspot Papa's got a brand new blog has been working night and day to expose an under age drink scandal in the Worcester area of Great Britain. Months of undercover surveillance work by a team of highly trained specialists, costing thousands of pounds in taxpayer’s money has revealed that a young woman drank alcohol whilst under age.
The exclusive proof comes in the form of the photographic evidence below. Emma Henderson-Higginson, who turned eighteen today, was pictured earlier in the year flaunting the law with gay abandon.
The necessary officials have been informed and police are expected to make an arrest in the near future.




Cheers Emma!!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Chile's Most Wanted: The Godmother

Chilean police and Interpol have joined forces to try and track down Chile's most wanted criminal, the mafia boss known locally as "The Godmother".
Rumoured to be the head of an international crime ring, police have little more to go on than the initials C.G. and the fact that today is the Godmother's birthday.
According to reports, The Godmother has strong ties in the UK, especially in Cambridge and the Cheltenham district.
A reward is being offered for information leading to an arrest.



Is this shady looking character The Godmother??? (The only existing photograph of Chilean crime boss The Godmother).

Friday, May 11, 2007

A Week in the News

Yes! Yes! Yes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Guys and Gals, Friends, Romans and Countryfolk, here it is, the brand spanking new weekly (maybe!!) World famous Papa's got a brand new blog blogspot feature:
A Week in the News
Each week we'll work our socks off to keep you up to date with what's happening worldwide, sharing the latest news, views, gossip and downright lies about the important things in life.
So, without further ado, let’s get down to business.

Last week Sue, Dom and Little Stevie (Nicks not Wonder!) up-ed and moved to the sticks. Tired of the bright city lights, Starbucks Coffee and all night shopping in Tesco, the happy Hampstead trio have changed they two-bedroom flat for a three-bedroom-ed castle complete with moat, drawbridge and tower (actually we think it’s just a chimney but we can’t be sure!).
We hope to post a glossy Hello Magazine style photo spread in the near future.
Talking of photos, we must congratulate Happy Snapper Dom on getting a deal for his wildlife photos with a HUGE international company.
Stay tuned.



News has just come through of a Chilean Space mission. Cristian and Elisa Banfi del Rio Jaramillo are celebrating 100 years of marriage (yes you heard right, 100 years of marriage) by blasting off into space in a newly designed top-of-the-range Chilean rocket, aptly named the Clock Tower, due to its resemblance to a clock tower.
Clock Tower 1 will blast off this weekend from a secret location in Cambridge, UK. According to our science editor, the revolutionary space vehicle is powered by ………… baked beans!!
So, hold your nose if you’re in the vicinity of Cambridge this weekend.



Photogenic toddler Robin Lloyd-Higginson flew the coup last week causing her worried parents, Danny “don’t shoot me I’m the piano player” Lloyd and Lizzie “don’t call me Liz” Higginson, to call in the Police, the Army and the National Guard. By all accounts the youngster was found safe and sound on a number 3 bus to Cambridge on her way to meet up with a lawyer. The chirpy child is trying to get legal advice on how to stop her parents photographing her.
“I think I can get some sort of restraining order” Robin told our reporter. “I heard about a great Chilean lawyer called Banfi in Cambridge. My uncle told me I should contact him if I ever needed any help. Things at home are starting to get me down. I jump every time I hear a click or whenever someone turns on a light. Just the mention of the word camera is enough to bring me out in a cold sweat. I need to get away.”
Robin's parents were unavailable for comment.


From Rockin Robin to Running Robin

Three Frenchmen have set a new world record after they polished off a bottle of whisky in 17.8 seconds.


Three wise men!

Finally, a big HUG and a
“Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew”
to birthday girl Clare who celebrates her birthday (or not!) today.



ps Which of the two women in the above photo will be in Chile in 2008?

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Papa's got a brand new blog needs ewe

Dear Bloggers,

Papa's got a brand new blog is holding a survey to find out how many people actually view this wonderful blogspot. So, don't be sheepish and take the time to post your name in the comments box.



Baaaaaaaaaaa!