Hey folks! It's finally happened!
Clare, Karol, and Joe have moved into their brand new Castle.
In order to celebrate, they've asked me to invite everybody they've ever known to visit them this weekend (No need to phone, just show up. Bring a friend). They'll be free food and drink, a troupe of Morris dancers, jesters, fiddlers, hecklers, a bouncy castle, an amazing dog that barks the National Anthem (stand up and salute you oaf!), a bearded lady, and a year’s supply of sparklers. Plus, if all goes well, that Green Cross Code bloke (who also played Darth Vader in Star Wars) is also going to show up and sing some Welsh ditty about houses and sign autographs with a pen that looks like a lifesaver and that lights up when you press down to write. Very novel you must agree. Anyway, it promises to be a decent bash so, make sure you pop in.
Congratulations to the homeowners. You should invest in a Chilean holiday home next!!
