Out of Sight (But Not Out of Mind)

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Internet Documentary

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Bird Brain Outwitted

Cyber Police Special Forces have tracked down and apprehended the pest who has been molesting innocent blog users for a period of almost 2 years. The culprit, who has been charged under the “stupid comments act”, faces up to 12 months in prison if found guilty. A CPSF spokesman explained how the wicked criminal have escaped their clutches for so long; “We had been barking up the wrong tree for a long time. Eventually we realized that we were looking for a bird-like creature and so we asked the Flying Squad for assistance. They called in RSPCA and we laid a simple trap with some bread crumbs and seeds and the culprit flew …er … walked straight into out hands.”
According to a local Ornithologist, the criminal, who hails from the Bristol area of the UK, is mentally disturbed. “She really believes she’s a bird. In fact, the only characteristic she shares with our feathered friends is the size of her brain and the fact that she doesn’t appreciate nonsense poetry.”

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Happy Birthday Clare, love Mervyn

THE TROUBLE WITH GERANIUMS

The trouble with geraniums
is that they’re much too red!
The trouble with my toast is that
it’s far too full of bread.

The trouble with a diamond
is that it’s much too bright.
The same applies to fish and stars
and the electric light.

The troubles with the stars I see
lies in the way they fly.
The trouble with myself is all
self-centred in the eye.

The trouble with my looking-glass
is that it shows me, me;
there’s trouble in all sorts of things
where it should never be.