A new
superhero has been reported in the Bristol area. “Slot-Machine Mouth Girl” has
the amazing super power of being able to eat money (well, at least she made all
our money disappear!). At the time of
going to press, world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog was unable to think
of how “Slot-Machine Mouth Girl”will be able to assist society and change the
world, however, we are mighty impressed with her outfit (a rather more
street-cred look, we feel, that should be a big hit with the youngsters). Any
citizen in peril who needs “Slot-Machine Mouth Girl”’s assistance only has to make
a request via the super-hero’s mother’s Facebook and “Slot-Machine Mouth Girl” will
come running to the rescue as soon as she gets the message. According to one unnamed
resident in the Southville area of Bristol, locals are happy because “at least
they can go to bed at night knowing that the streets are safe”. Well done “Slot-Machine
Mouth Girl!”
