Jamie had a special birthday. Now she can do all the things she's been doing for the last 5 years .............. but legally!!!!!!
Blackmail Cornner!!
Yeah man! Right on.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Lets Make a Fuss ... Jaime's 21
Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!
Jamie had a special birthday. Now she can do all the things she's been doing for the last 5 years .............. but legally!!!!!!
Blackmail Cornner!!
Yeah man! Right on.
Jamie had a special birthday. Now she can do all the things she's been doing for the last 5 years .............. but legally!!!!!!
Blackmail Cornner!!
Yeah man! Right on.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Flash Dance!
New Zealand police are on the look out for a female leprechaun who has been terrorizing residents in the Paekakariki area. According to one frightened local the leprechaun is a very nimble dancer but also very, very cheeky.
“She scared the life out of me” the un-named woman told world famous blogspot Papa’s got a brand new blog. “She ran up behind me, did a little jig and then shot off down the road laughing like a crazy hyena. I was startled and shocked. It shouldn’t be allowed. Someone should out a stop to it. I’m going to write to the local council. The streets aren’t safe anymore. Paekakariki used to be a nice, quiet area. When I was a young girl leprechauns were seen and not heard. Blah, blah, blah…………”
A spokesperson for local police said, “We think the little lass is searching for a pot of gold that she left at the end of a rainbow. She may be dangerous so members of the public should steer well clear of her. There are rumours that she kicks and bites.”
Traditionally, leprechauns talk in riddles and are known for their trickery. Female leprechauns have been known to mesmerise people with their “jigs and wheels” and then relieve them of their wallets.
“She scared the life out of me” the un-named woman told world famous blogspot Papa’s got a brand new blog. “She ran up behind me, did a little jig and then shot off down the road laughing like a crazy hyena. I was startled and shocked. It shouldn’t be allowed. Someone should out a stop to it. I’m going to write to the local council. The streets aren’t safe anymore. Paekakariki used to be a nice, quiet area. When I was a young girl leprechauns were seen and not heard. Blah, blah, blah…………”
A spokesperson for local police said, “We think the little lass is searching for a pot of gold that she left at the end of a rainbow. She may be dangerous so members of the public should steer well clear of her. There are rumours that she kicks and bites.”
Traditionally, leprechauns talk in riddles and are known for their trickery. Female leprechauns have been known to mesmerise people with their “jigs and wheels” and then relieve them of their wallets.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Bloody Cell
This nice picture of blood cells appeared in yesterdays Guardian.
It's sort of ....... red.
Well read if you ask me!
It's sort of ....... red.
Well read if you ask me!
Friday, March 07, 2008
Global Warming Blamed for Rise in Blog Comments!
The beginning of 2008 has seen a remarkable surge in the number of comments on world famous blogspot papa's got a brand new blog compared with the final quarter of 2007. A total of 47 comments were registered between October and December 2007 with this figure rising to an impressive 70 between January and March 2008. Whilst some sources are reportedly quoting a rise in the number of birthday posts as being responsible for the increase, a spokesperson for world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog believes the phenomenon is a direct result of global warming.
"The rise in comments on the blog is directly linked to global warming and the gap in the ozone layer. People overheat if they spend too much time outdoors so they tend to spend more time on their computers. They log on to websites such as world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog and are inspired to comment on the wonderful posts."
However, this claim was refuted by a global warming expert who said "This is a preposterous suggestion, absolute tosh! There is no link whatsoever between global warming and the amount of comments on world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog."
Nonetheless, a soon to be published report by a team of students who live next door to Cambridge University seems to suggest that the spokesperson for world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog may in fact be right. At the time of going to press the students were unavailable for comment. Nevertheless, a source close to them (their next door neighbour) said "They´re in the pub. I think they went to The Dog and Duck, if not try The Cross Keys."
Today's photo shows one plucky woman's solution to overheating!!
"The rise in comments on the blog is directly linked to global warming and the gap in the ozone layer. People overheat if they spend too much time outdoors so they tend to spend more time on their computers. They log on to websites such as world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog and are inspired to comment on the wonderful posts."
However, this claim was refuted by a global warming expert who said "This is a preposterous suggestion, absolute tosh! There is no link whatsoever between global warming and the amount of comments on world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog."
Nonetheless, a soon to be published report by a team of students who live next door to Cambridge University seems to suggest that the spokesperson for world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog may in fact be right. At the time of going to press the students were unavailable for comment. Nevertheless, a source close to them (their next door neighbour) said "They´re in the pub. I think they went to The Dog and Duck, if not try The Cross Keys."
Today's photo shows one plucky woman's solution to overheating!!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Rumoured Name Change shocks Blog world!
Rumours circulating of a proposed name change for world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog have astounded the blog world according to a recent report on world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog.
The popular blog is reported to have proposed changing its name to papas got a brand new birthday blog due to the spate of birthdays it has had to cover in recent weeks.
In a press statement posted on the blog someoneorother said:
"Trying to keep up with all the birthdays is a pain in the blog. It's even worse when some people who are cheeky enough to have birthdays live in a time zone that's 14 hours ahead of the time zone that the world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog journalist lives in."
The spokesperson went on to say that "We don't want to make the name change but if people don't stop having birthdays we'll have no option. This isn't a threat just a reality."
By all accounts the guilty party (Birthday Party?) is no other than amateur surfer, dodgy fiddler and professional wedding speaker Adrian John Higginson. AJ, as he likes to be called these days, was unavailable for comment. According to reports from the Paekakariki area he was out celebrating his birthday by getting a haircut (which one?)!
Our photo shows AJ perfecting his wedding speaker technique.
(Note: Colin seems to be wondering if he and Natty should have just nipped off to Gretna Green and Natty seems to be pondering on what colour she's going to paint the kitchen!. Captions anyone?)
The popular blog is reported to have proposed changing its name to papas got a brand new birthday blog due to the spate of birthdays it has had to cover in recent weeks.
In a press statement posted on the blog someoneorother said:
"Trying to keep up with all the birthdays is a pain in the blog. It's even worse when some people who are cheeky enough to have birthdays live in a time zone that's 14 hours ahead of the time zone that the world famous blogspot papas got a brand new blog journalist lives in."
The spokesperson went on to say that "We don't want to make the name change but if people don't stop having birthdays we'll have no option. This isn't a threat just a reality."
By all accounts the guilty party (Birthday Party?) is no other than amateur surfer, dodgy fiddler and professional wedding speaker Adrian John Higginson. AJ, as he likes to be called these days, was unavailable for comment. According to reports from the Paekakariki area he was out celebrating his birthday by getting a haircut (which one?)!
Our photo shows AJ perfecting his wedding speaker technique.
(Note: Colin seems to be wondering if he and Natty should have just nipped off to Gretna Green and Natty seems to be pondering on what colour she's going to paint the kitchen!. Captions anyone?)
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