Tuesday, September 27, 2011

One of those days!




Today is one of those days. What song should world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog listen to to lift the spirits?

Recommendations in the comments box please:)

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Don't Watch, Don't Listen, Don't Care



World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog is going to great lengths to encourage its 3.7 daily readers NOT to go to http://vimeo.com/29133437 and watch the new video release by ancient ambient psychedelic chill-out electro-sound shaper Experiment SH1310 after passing on the option of embedding the video despite owning exclusive rights to do so. A spokesperson for the world famous blogspot delivered the following statement:

“World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog would like to distance itself from Santiago based ancient ambient psychedelic chill-out electro-sound shaper Experiment SH1310 with immediate effect. Whilst we share the pre-apocalyptic, post-modernist, quasi-feminist fuelled vision portrayed by the artist in his current work, we feel that it is too outlandish for our mainstream readership especially given the recent results of scientific reseach that reports readership figures falling to an all-time-low of 3.7 viewers per day. Moreover, the comments section has been even harder hit. Whilst we loathe to make a scapegoat of anyone in particular we have lay the blame somewhere.”

In fact, the announcement comes just over a week after a failed world record comments attempt by the world famous blogspot which managed an embarrassing 38 comments in 7 days. Ironically, this figure did manage to break the record for the lowest number of comments on a world record comments attempt, undercutting the previous worst record (Simon Cowell’s birthday greetings on Facebook) by 3 votes. Some experts have speculated that the lack of comments is part of a worldwide comment recession whilst others point to apathy and general discontent on the part of the so called "couldn't care less" population.

Santiago based ancient ambient psychedelic chill-out electro-sound shaper Experiment SH1310 has yet to respond to the blogspot ban but band buddies believe blogspot boycotts bother bigger bands but barely bother beginning bands being banned.

In the long run only time will tell.

Monday, September 19, 2011

The Magic Number!

Scientific research carried out by world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog has revealed the astounding fact that daisy age funky rappers De La Soul got it wrong! Back in 1989 the 2nd longest serving Native Tongues Posse group claimed that 3 was the magic number on their award winning debut album 3 Feet High and Rising. However, in-depth research by Papasgotabrandnewblog has unearthed the fact that the true magic number is actually 3.7.
3.7 is the number of views per day that the award winning blog has pulled since its creation 2004* days ago on March 25th 2006. However, despite this grand revelation, the blogspot believes that the hard work has only just begun.
“We’re pretty sure we can identify the 3” explained a PGABNB spokesperson, “however, the difficult part is going to be discovering the identity of the remaining 0.7 of a person. Obviously, we need to do this in order to finish our research and publish our conclusions before we can expect to be taken seriously by the scientific community. We’re currently looking for a sponsor to help fund the research and we appeal to the international community to dig deep and send us some money.”
According to another unnamed source, the world famous blogspot is willing to except donations in pounds, dollars, gold and teabags!
References
http://www.convertunits.com/dates/

You can listen to the The Magic Number here:

Monday, September 12, 2011

Beautiful Bea's Birthday Blog


Today is Beautiful Bea's Birthday. This is her Beautiful Birthday Blog where you can leave birthday wishes for Beautiful Bea.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Video Star in Animal Cruelty Rumpus



The management team representing Kat, the star of the artistic collaboration between experimental musician Experiment SH1310 and experimental filmmaker David Lynch* were tight lipped today after false allegations of animal cruelty almost caused the postponement of the premiere of the animal actor’s latest production. The funky feline was a no show at the first public viewing of his latest mini feature film Kat Eyes and rumours of problems in the animal actor’s camp arose after a reporter for World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog overheard one of the management team state that the up-and-coming animal star was in a bad way because he had been “working without paws”.
Police had to be drafted in to restore order after upset fans, who had queued overnight to see the 9-minute plus mini masterpiece, got wind of the false news and started rioting having believed that the actor had been deliberately maimed.
The RSPCA arrived and resolved the matter with the minimum of fuss and the premiere eventually got underway a little over half-an-hour later than advertised.
The film, described by critics as a feast for eyes and ears, is a surrealist tour de force on par with the Dali/Buñuel collaboration Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog) but without the gory bits or the man bicycling in nun's clothing (or any people).



(*A David Lynch but not necessarily THE David Lynch)

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Comment is Kool.....



Hot on the heels of its Breadwinner award, World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog is now trying to enter the Papasgotabrandnewblog book of world records by registering the highest number of comments on a single post. To participate, and become part of Papasgotabrandnewblog history, all you have to do is leave a comment (or 2 or 3!!).