Tuesday, March 27, 2007

What R U listening 2?

COMING SOON:

The world famous blogspot Papa's got a brand new blog 2007 music awards.

WATCH THIS SPACE

ps. Add your favourite artist or tune to the comments box.

Not for the Faint-Hearted!!!

Dear blog watchers, take a good long look. Do you recognize these gallstones? They belong to a Papa’s got a brand new blog fan from deepest, darkest Cheltenham who, in a barbaric ceremony, managed to “flush” said gallstones out of his system by drinking a pint of olive oil.

Methinks he only got gallstones in the first place because he drinks pints of bitter with strange names like Cobbler’s Elbow, Monk’s Hemlock or Cow Dung Soup (an Australian Brew).

If you want some world famous Papa’s got a brand new blog advice, Stick to Guinness


Sunday, March 25, 2007

SOMETHING TO SHOUT ABOUT!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BLOG!




Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Flash, Bang, Wallop.
Let’s go crazy and paint the town red.
Celebrate good times, Come on!
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Did we miss a Birthday????

Worried journalists from world famous blogspot Papa's got a brand new blog are frantically rushing around talking to contacts from the four corners of the globe trying to find out if they missed a VIP's birthday. The only clue they have is the photograph below. If you can shed any light on the situation we would appreciate your help.
All information will be treated with the up most secrecy!!!!

Friday, March 23, 2007

GET WELL SOON JOSH

Dear Friends and Family,

This is just to inform you all that Josh has been involved in a car accident in France. The aim of this post is to create a space for you to send Josh good wishes and the hope of a speedy recovery, without bombarding Moe, Rob and the gang with phone calls.

By all accounts, Josh is in good spirits and, although he will be laid up for about two months, has no serious injuries.

Moe flew out to be with him and both Mother and son are expected back in Oxford over the weekend.

Jamie filled me in with all the details (and asked me to write the post) so, if you want any more information,, call her.

It would be great if Rosie could post comments to keep us all up to date on Josh’s road to recovery.

GET WELL SOON JOSH

Sunday, March 18, 2007

What! No Funny Story?

Yes, that's right folks. We here at world famous blog Papa's got a brand new blog, have decided to celebrate someones birthday without inventing any stupid story to accompany the bithday wishes.

So Lets hear it for Jammy. Happy Birthday Jammy. Lets hope it's a lucky birthday Jammy. Hip Hip Hurrah for Jammy. Happy 13th birthday Jammy. Blah, Blah, Blah.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Robin Not Feline Very Well.

World famous blogspot Papa’s got a brand new blog has revealed the shocking case of a young girl who has turned into a feline after being put on a diet of cat food by her wicked parents.
Little Robin Lloyd-Higginson is currently in care after it was discovered that her cruel mother was feeding her whiskers twice daily because as her mother told a social worker, “it’s cheaper than baby-food.”
The mother, one Mrs Lizze Higginson is known locally as “The Liz” due to her resemblance to an authoritarian police officer (commonly known as The Biz the Bizzies in Liverpool). Robin’s father, Mr Daniel Lloyd was unavailable for comment. If rumours are to be believed, he is currently out of the country receiving treatment for crabs!
Robin, who is being referred to in the press as “Cat Girl” is no stranger to the limelight. She features in the 2007 edition of The Guinness book of Records as the most photographed child ever. There is word from some quarters that the whole “Cat Girl” thing is an elaborate hoax but, today’s photo proves it’s not as it's plain to see that Robin isn't feline herself!!!