Little Robin Lloyd-Higginson is currently in care after it was discovered that her cruel mother was feeding her whiskers twice daily because as her mother told a social worker, “it’s cheaper than baby-food.”
The mother, one Mrs Lizze Higginson is known locally as “The Liz” due to her resemblance to an authoritarian police officer (commonly known as The Biz the Bizzies in Liverpool). Robin’s father, Mr Daniel Lloyd was unavailable for comment. If rumours are to be believed, he is currently out of the country receiving treatment for crabs!
Robin, who is being referred to in the press as “Cat Girl” is no stranger to the limelight. She features in the 2007 edition of The Guinness book of Records as the most photographed child ever. There is word from some quarters that the whole “Cat Girl” thing is an elaborate hoax but, today’s photo proves it’s not as it's plain to see that Robin isn't feline herself!!!
2 comments:
Miaow!
Its all lies...as usual. The papa'sgotabrandnewblog reporters are just too lazy to go out there and get some real news. Robin had simply being painting her face and reciting various poetry about tigers for the entertainment of herself and her adoring parents. She does of course have above average skills in painting and English (unlike much of her family (especially on the Higginson side!) which she was demonstrating here (hence the press coverage) she is also a fine actor, musician, mathematician, scientist, and sports person. Her social skills are exemplary. She is generally very advanced, and at the same time a perfectly normal and happy little girl. This does of course lead to jealousy and envy of both herself and her parents. I surmise this is the reason for such poor and pathetic made-up stories about her and her family.
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