Monday, August 27, 2012

Lola's Moon Rocks!

According to unconfirmed reports, Bristol youngster Rockin’ Robin LH gave her little sister Lola Moon a birthday present she’ll never forget – that’s right, she tattooed a moon on her forehead and little Lola will never forget it because it’ll be starring back at her every morning, noon and night when she looks in the bathroom mirror! Paparazzi are currently clambering over each other to get the first photo of Lola’s moon but as of yet to no avail.
Lola, daughter of No Notes creator Danny L (http://www.nonotes.co.uk/notes/) and occasional graphic artist Lizzie H, is currently “out of circulation” and world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog is unable to confirm rumours that she is undergoing laser treatment to have her “present” removed. We can confirm however that Robin had her wings clipped and has been grounded. We find tis some what drastic as we're sure that Lola's moon rocks.
Footnote:

We are unaware of the exact date of Lola’s birthday but know that this sordid affair took place very recently.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Time Travel Trouble

High ranking officials at World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog have launched an investigation as to why nothing has been posted by the popular blogspot since it falsely reported on a trip back to his roots by Bristol based Rock Drummer Dan E. C, beatmaker with psychedelic West Country rockers John E. Vistic.

Rumours of a rift between management and journalists remain unconfirmed but it is now over two weeks since the online news and entertainment based journal last published anything. The word on the grapevine is that problema occured related to the authenticity of a story the blogspot was planning to run and that company directors pulled the plug on the story. Supposedly, the Editor and Staff objected to management meddling.

Word leaked to the press a little over a week ago suggested that the blogspot was preparing an exclusive story of 3 young Bristol girls who have successfully participated in time-travel. However, given that their time-travel machine is currently quote “on its way to the knacker’s yard” unquote, there seems to be little chance of this story every materializing.

Nevertheless, an unnamed employee for Papasgotabrandnewblog, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that the time-machine was damaged during a trip the girls made at the beginning of the month. He also added that it will be impossible to verify this fact until the girls actually appear in the future time that they visited.

There has been some suspicion that rival blogspots are out to discredit the hugely popular PGABNB and the World Press Association is believed to be carrying out an investigation. When questioned on the matter a spokesperson for the WPA is reported to have commented “Papa’s got a what? Sorry Luv, never heard of it. Fancy going for a drink later?”


Time Travel Trio

At the time of going to press, all attempts to interview the so called “Time-Travel Trio” have failed. According to their parents, the 3 young girls are “exhausted after a long trip and are currently under observati ….. er ….resting.”


A rare shot of experts working on a Time Travel Machine

Dr Who? Time Travel Operators.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Magical Mystery Tour Take 2

According to rumours, Bristol based rock-star Dan EC, the human rhythm-machine behind psychedelic black-country rockers John E Vistic Experience, took his family on a magical mystery tour of his musical roots this weekend. The hard hitting drummer packed up his wife and sprogs into the family’s “mobile home” and sped up the motorway to the city of Chester, to visit the place where the funky drummer began his musical career over 30 years ago. Unknown to many of his fans, Dan’s first foray into the pop world was as singer-lyricist with seminal rock outfit Danny & the Uncles. World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog received exclusive details of the trip and hopes to feature photo evidence in the very near future. In the meantime, we leave you with a photo of Dan’s N°1 fans.