Monday, August 20, 2012

Time Travel Trouble

High ranking officials at World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog have launched an investigation as to why nothing has been posted by the popular blogspot since it falsely reported on a trip back to his roots by Bristol based Rock Drummer Dan E. C, beatmaker with psychedelic West Country rockers John E. Vistic.

Rumours of a rift between management and journalists remain unconfirmed but it is now over two weeks since the online news and entertainment based journal last published anything. The word on the grapevine is that problema occured related to the authenticity of a story the blogspot was planning to run and that company directors pulled the plug on the story. Supposedly, the Editor and Staff objected to management meddling.

Word leaked to the press a little over a week ago suggested that the blogspot was preparing an exclusive story of 3 young Bristol girls who have successfully participated in time-travel. However, given that their time-travel machine is currently quote “on its way to the knacker’s yard” unquote, there seems to be little chance of this story every materializing.

Nevertheless, an unnamed employee for Papasgotabrandnewblog, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that the time-machine was damaged during a trip the girls made at the beginning of the month. He also added that it will be impossible to verify this fact until the girls actually appear in the future time that they visited.

There has been some suspicion that rival blogspots are out to discredit the hugely popular PGABNB and the World Press Association is believed to be carrying out an investigation. When questioned on the matter a spokesperson for the WPA is reported to have commented “Papa’s got a what? Sorry Luv, never heard of it. Fancy going for a drink later?”


Time Travel Trio

At the time of going to press, all attempts to interview the so called “Time-Travel Trio” have failed. According to their parents, the 3 young girls are “exhausted after a long trip and are currently under observati ….. er ….resting.”


A rare shot of experts working on a Time Travel Machine

Dr Who? Time Travel Operators.

3 comments:

Inbetween sized Clibery Club member said...

The knackers yard no more!
WE are back on the road, small people, big people, inbetween people.... camping, festivalling, North Walesing, hopefully even CHestering. We, the van, the glory days!!
Thank you for allowing us to monopolise the blog, despite there being so many other small, big and inbetween people out there, probably doing something with their lives too!
Hello all you others! Toot toot!
x

Sir Stav Ross said...

IT'S BACK. WE ARE ONCE MORE FREE TO TRAVEL THE OPEN ROAD WITH OUR PACK OF SMALL HUMAN DESTRUCTION DEVICES. BEWARE! YOU ARE NOT SAFE, PUT ALL BREAKABLE OBJECTS IN VERY VERY HIGH PLACES X

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