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Age Crime: Bangor Man Accused

Reports are coming in that world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog has begun to take legal action against a man from the Bangor region of North Wales who has been accused of trying to “trying to cover up his age”. Karol C, alias “The Boss”, should have celebrated his birthday on April 14^th but according to the Local Records Bureau he decided to keep mum this year, skip his birthday and stay a year younger on official records. "The guy has a Facebook page" said one of his acquaintances, "He could have let us know."

If found guilty, Mr. C could face a hefty fine. World famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog has stated that they will be happy with a public apology. A spokesperson for the popular internet journal said that they will continue in their efforts to eradicate this type of unethical behavior from society and that the old should try to age gracefully.

 

 

 

Bee-ing Lola

A young boy from the Bristol area has been arrested on charges of impersonation a young girl in a Bee suit. The toddler, who cannot be named for legal reasons, spent an entire afternoon masquerading as little Lola Moon in a Bee suit. Not only did the youngster fool Lola’s mother and father but also her elder sister Robin. He also took part in an impromptu piano duo with Lola’s dad. In an exclusive interview with world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog, Lola described her dismay at being impersonated. “I told them it wasn’t bee…er….me, but they didn’t bee-lieve me” a bee-wildered Lola explained. "They just kept saying "Not now Lola" and ignoring me."
Although Lola’s father was duped he told reporters that he thought the young offended was “the bee’s knees”, but according to Lola it was only because he’d finally found a piano partner (see yesterday’s report and photo). Lola’s sister Robin said that she was “Bee-side herself with shame” but her mum just told reporters to “buzz off” (or words to that effect).

To Bee Or Not To Bee