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Non-Stop-Party-People

Happy Papasgotabrandnewblog Bithday greetings to the International Birthday People!

Bristol - Droitwich - Paekakariki

ps. Does anybody have a photo of the birthday bunch together!!!!!!

UK Scientists Discover New Power Source

News has been leaked to world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog that British scientists working in the Bristol area are close to harnessing a new power source that they believe will be the answer to World energy problems. According to reports, the energy is produced by a young girl called Maya Eve of Destruction who celebrated her 3rd birthday at the weekend. Apparently, Maya is constantly vibrating, even when sleeping, and this process creates huge amounts of energy which the toddler then releases during her waking hours by zipping about the place in a manner which can only be described as a “Duracell bunny on fast-forward.”
Papasgotabrandnewblog tried to interview the nifty nipper on her birthday but her exhausted parents were unable to get the youngster to standstill for more than a millisecond. Likewise, papasgotabrandnewblog’s top photographer was unable to get a decent shot of the charming child.
A spokesman for the team of scientist stated that although they have had difficulty keeping up with the tiny tot they hope to make a breakthrough in the coming weeks and find a way to extract and store little Maya's energy.

Happy Birthday Danny!

October is now well and truely re-named the birthday month. Only halfway through and already the pages of world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog are awash with bithday greetings. Today we send out a big birthday blogwish to Dan, Dan the family man who was XYZ years old yesterday:)

Robin Birthday Girl! Pedro Birthday Boy!

Today sees world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog sending out double whammy birthday greetings to Robin (Oct 10th) and Pedro (Oct 11th).








ps. Don't forget to send us some cake!

What's in a Name?

According to reports from the Bristol area, Poppy Higginson, the baby at the centre of the "Baby Swapped for Plastic Gorilla Spiderman" scandal (exclusively reported some weeks back by world famous blogspot, papasgotabrandnewblog) has changed her name in a bid to distance herself from adverse publicity. However, her new chosen name "Pixie" seems to be having just the opposite effect. Large queues of young children have begun to gather outside the youngster's home amid rumours that the "ex-Poppy" is a real fairy-like creature that pixies are supposed to be and can actually grant wishes.

Not having much experience with "little people", papasgotabrandnewblog decided to investigate and uncovered the following information:

First of all, Pixies are often described as ill-clothed or naked. As the above photo clearly demonstrates, this is indeed the case with Poppy Pixie. In fact, her sister looks pretty ill-clothed too so we might actually have stumbled on a pixie colony or something!

Secondly, Pixies are "in-between", not cursed by God or especially blessed. Well, with the parents these girls have got they definitely qualify on that count (with a leaning towards the cursed as far as the father goes!!).

Thirdly, pixies are considered to be particularly concentrated in the areas around Devon and Cornwall. Well knock me down with a feather! Bristol's just up the road.

I think that's more than enough evidence for this blogspot.

What we need to know now is whether this is all part of some larger migrating pixie trend? If the government finds out they'll soon put a stop to that as they don't like travellers, especially if they're ill-clothed or naked. We suggest you get yourself down to Bristol sharpish and try your luck with those wishes!

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