News has been leaked to world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog that British scientists working in the Bristol area are close to harnessing a new power source that they believe will be the answer to World energy problems. According to reports, the energy is produced by a young girl called Maya Eve of Destruction who celebrated her 3rd birthday at the weekend. Apparently, Maya is constantly vibrating, even when sleeping, and this process creates huge amounts of energy which the toddler then releases during her waking hours by zipping about the place in a manner which can only be described as a “Duracell bunny on fast-forward.”
Papasgotabrandnewblog tried to interview the nifty nipper on her birthday but her exhausted parents were unable to get the youngster to standstill for more than a millisecond. Likewise, papasgotabrandnewblog’s top photographer was unable to get a decent shot of the charming child.
A spokesman for the team of scientist stated that although they have had difficulty keeping up with the tiny tot they hope to make a breakthrough in the coming weeks and find a way to extract and store little Maya's energy.
2 comments:
HA! This is brilliant!
SO far it has not been possible to harness the little lady's energy. Subsequently, recent calamities include a rather nasty tumble down a stone staircase, whilst leaping about hand in hand with a big (also excitable) boy; and mini Maya Eve of Destruction upsetting a wasps' nest during an energetic game of hide and seek with Granny T.
It would appear that her 'power' may also become present in her little sisters, who giggle, squeal and roll about like puppies at Maya's command.
Oh. Dear.
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Watch out for Maya's younger sister Isla who has developed Maya's skills and may possibly create even more power than her big sister!!!
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