Who said what to who? Who answered what who had said? You decide! And while you're at it, DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE 4 TERRI
Monday, November 27, 2006
Terri's Birthday Caption Special!!!
Hi Folks! Today, world famous blog spot, Papas got a brand new blog, is proud to present "Terri's Birthday Caption Special!!!", a special caption feature with a family feel.
Who said what to who? Who answered what who had said? You decide! And while you're at it, DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE 4 TERRI
Who said what to who? Who answered what who had said? You decide! And while you're at it, DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE 4 TERRI
Monday, November 20, 2006
Caption Contest
World famous blog spot Papa's got a brand new blog is proud to announce the first Papa's got a brand new blog Caption Contest. It's simple and fun to participate. Just add your caption for the picture below to the comments box and you could win a BIG cash prize.
SMALL PRINT: All entries must be received no later than December 13th. The judge’s decision is final.
SMALL PRINT: All entries must be received no later than December 13th. The judge’s decision is final.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
World Tour
World renowned Feng Shi Master Beatriz Jaramillo today announced plans for a world tour that will kick off in Britain in January 2007. Apart from dates in London, it is rumoured that the tour will take in Bristol, Cambridge, Cheltenham, Newcastle and Edinburgh More dates are expected to be added in the coming weeks.
Support for the shows will be supplied by Tree Fairy, a little known New Zealand combo which comprises of all the members of the Hope-Higginson Family.
Today’s picture shows the Feng Shui Master with a ….. ehem …. friend.
Support for the shows will be supplied by Tree Fairy, a little known New Zealand combo which comprises of all the members of the Hope-Higginson Family.
Today’s picture shows the Feng Shui Master with a ….. ehem …. friend.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Geddie Gets Jobbie
Long-term unemployed Bristol-based builder, Ged “Geddie” Higginson, has finally found a part-time job. After months of desperation and despair the former football world cup winner has found his true vocation as a “wall-holder-uper.”
The official title on Geddie’s job description is Wall Angle Support Team Evening Relief (or WASTER for short). Geddie, however, prefers the expression “wall-holder-uper” because he feels it sums up the work with more accuracy.
“It’s not your boring 9 to 5 job” Geddie told the world famous blog spot Papa’s got a brand new blog reporter “ as I work from 10pm to 6am. The job involves holding up a wall which, although it doesn’t sound much fun, is actually very rewarding.”
Geddie's long term partner Raggs is also thrilled that her man has finally found his true vocation in life.
"He used to spend all day mooching around the house reminiscing over his world cup triumph and generally getting under my feet. The new job has really changed him and now we have something to talk about at meal times."
Today's photograph shows Geddie hard at work.
The official title on Geddie’s job description is Wall Angle Support Team Evening Relief (or WASTER for short). Geddie, however, prefers the expression “wall-holder-uper” because he feels it sums up the work with more accuracy.
“It’s not your boring 9 to 5 job” Geddie told the world famous blog spot Papa’s got a brand new blog reporter “ as I work from 10pm to 6am. The job involves holding up a wall which, although it doesn’t sound much fun, is actually very rewarding.”
Geddie's long term partner Raggs is also thrilled that her man has finally found his true vocation in life.
"He used to spend all day mooching around the house reminiscing over his world cup triumph and generally getting under my feet. The new job has really changed him and now we have something to talk about at meal times."
Today's photograph shows Geddie hard at work.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Woman Fed to Crabs by Family
A Chilean woman who had travelled over 12,000 miles to visit her family was fed to crabs it was today revealed. The woman, whose identity is being closely guarded, was nailed to rocks on the seashore in Maitencillos, Chile by her mother and sister who claim it was part of a prank. By all accounts, the prank back-fired when the family forgot about the unnamed woman and retuned to Santiago without her.
A spokesman for the local police said:
"It was lucky we found the woman before the tide came in. Another half hour and the crabs would have started biting. Being fed to crabs was a popular pirate death and is a very nasty way to go. We think The Pirates of the Caribbean movies might have reintroduced pirate practices to the Chilean coast.”
The mystery woman who lives in Cheltenham, England with her husband was at the end of a 3-week trip to visit relatives. Police have still not ruled out foul play and hope to question the family later today. However, the victim did not press charges and, according to reports, has fled the country.
A spokesman for the local police said:
"It was lucky we found the woman before the tide came in. Another half hour and the crabs would have started biting. Being fed to crabs was a popular pirate death and is a very nasty way to go. We think The Pirates of the Caribbean movies might have reintroduced pirate practices to the Chilean coast.”
The mystery woman who lives in Cheltenham, England with her husband was at the end of a 3-week trip to visit relatives. Police have still not ruled out foul play and hope to question the family later today. However, the victim did not press charges and, according to reports, has fled the country.
Movie News Flash
Shooting begins today on the new film version of Macbeth which is due to be released early 2007. According to rumours the lead role is being played by "a big name" in either "Hollywood" or "Hollyoaks" (our reporter wasn't paying attention!).
Today's photo show some of the actors practising their lines. "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble ..............."
Today's photo show some of the actors practising their lines. "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble ..............."
Banfi Blasts Birthday Blunder
Chilean fashion guru Pedro Banfi snubbed his father’s birthday because it was on the same day as the traditional English festival of Bonfire Night. The Cambridge based trend-setter spoke to world famous blog spot Papa’s got a brand new blog via telephone and made the following statement.
“My father is a complete nincompoop. He is an embarrassment to me and I have asked him to distance himself from my business empire. I have decided to remove him from my will as anybody foolish enough to arrange a birthday that clashes with a great British celebration such as Bonfire Night obviously doesn’t deserve to inherit anything.”
Today’s photo shows Pedro turning his nose up at his father. Cristian Banfi was one hundred and thirty-six years old on November 5th
“My father is a complete nincompoop. He is an embarrassment to me and I have asked him to distance himself from my business empire. I have decided to remove him from my will as anybody foolish enough to arrange a birthday that clashes with a great British celebration such as Bonfire Night obviously doesn’t deserve to inherit anything.”
Today’s photo shows Pedro turning his nose up at his father. Cristian Banfi was one hundred and thirty-six years old on November 5th
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