Cyber Police Special Forces have tracked down and apprehended the pest who has been molesting innocent blog users for a period of almost 2 years. The culprit, who has been charged under the “stupid comments act”, faces up to 12 months in prison if found guilty. A CPSF spokesman explained how the wicked criminal have escaped their clutches for so long; “We had been barking up the wrong tree for a long time. Eventually we realized that we were looking for a bird-like creature and so we asked the Flying Squad for assistance. They called in RSPCA and we laid a simple trap with some bread crumbs and seeds and the culprit flew …er … walked straight into out hands.”
According to a local Ornithologist, the criminal, who hails from the Bristol area of the UK, is mentally disturbed. “She really believes she’s a bird. In fact, the only characteristic she shares with our feathered friends is the size of her brain and the fact that she doesn’t appreciate nonsense poetry.”
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7 comments:
Another pathetic and boring report.
What a load of rubbish. This is the last time I visit this most irritating blog blot.
Tweet tweet tweet! Chirp chirp!
Blah blah blah. Yawn Yawn.
I personally know many members of the RSPCB and I know for a fact they would not lay traps for the CPSF on behalf of such a dimwitted blog spot like PGABNB. As we can all guess this is yet another fabricated story based on lies and rot. If anyone is a culprit it is PGABNB for making not only stupid reports but being a downright waste of cyber space! It is most likely that PGABNB is being investigated and about to be taken off our airways. Hurray!
Rustled some feathers hey!! 'Bout time!!
This is all very very interesting hummmmmmm!!!!?????
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