Hey folks! It's finally happened!
Clare, Karol, and Joe have moved into their brand new Castle.
In order to celebrate, they've asked me to invite everybody they've ever known to visit them this weekend (No need to phone, just show up. Bring a friend). They'll be free food and drink, a troupe of Morris dancers, jesters, fiddlers, hecklers, a bouncy castle, an amazing dog that barks the National Anthem (stand up and salute you oaf!), a bearded lady, and a year’s supply of sparklers. Plus, if all goes well, that Green Cross Code bloke (who also played Darth Vader in Star Wars) is also going to show up and sing some Welsh ditty about houses and sign autographs with a pen that looks like a lifesaver and that lights up when you press down to write. Very novel you must agree. Anyway, it promises to be a decent bash so, make sure you pop in.
Congratulations to the homeowners. You should invest in a Chilean holiday home next!!
2 comments:
Excellent! Looking forward to my stay, I've already packed my suitcases and hired the double decker bus for me and my friends (just for the ones who don't drive, the others are taking their cars and hot air balloons). How do I order breakfast? I'd like a full Welsh for 300 please. We presume towels and bedding are available too. Do our pets get the free food and drink? My horse likes carrots and apples, my ferrets like running up trouser legs, and my friends elephant isn't house trained, but is very friendly. See you all there soon.
ya great fab me and the oxford crew are on the way i hope me and 20ish friends is not to many but im sure it will be fine the blog said so and they never lie or minipulate the truth ever!Great see you all there then woop woop woohoo!!!!!
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