Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Robbed!


Belated Birthday Boy Rob B has denied reports that he is envious of his wife's headline hogging antics. Despite sharing the same birth date as his partner, poor Rob was ignored by the world press whilst his "better-half" was splattered all over the front page of world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog.
"I'm not going to go making myself younger just to gain publicity or popularity" said a coy Rob. "I'm a West Ham United supporter so I know all about being left out of the limelight. Anyway, she only got 2 comments so it's no big deal" he added.
Nevertheless, world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog attempted to make amends by publishing a belated birthday greeting but the unhappy Hammers-fan hairdresser claimed it was too little too late.
"It's too little too late" said Rob.
Unfortunately, world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog reporters were unsure if Rob was referring to the belated birthday greeting or the fact that West Ham had been relegated.
For once, Moe B was unavailable for comment!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dear... a forgotten birthday and then a slating about his team!
Yee-ouch... not the best start to a new year of life!
Happy birthday again Mr Baker, and keep up the very good, almost on the ball work, Mr Blogspot xyz

motherbird said...

Sorry, I was trying to leave a message on the lovely MoeB's press spot post but there is an error which wouldn't allow me to leave one, so I ended up here.

All I can say Rob is don't cry and never give up. Er, well, actually, may be, yeah, forget it. I hope your year gets better. Keep the old chin up.

abc

Anonymous said...

Oh my poor baby, his team and birthday. i know i cheer him up with some of my anti ageing secrets......mwhahahahaaar xxxx

another Anonymous (mummybird) said...

'Anonymous' does Moe know about you? You sound rather inappropriate... mwhahahahaaar an all that.