Reports are coming through that a Bristol housewife operating under the alias of Countess 10,000 has been disqualified from the recently finalised 10,000th hit competition run by world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog. Apparently the disgraced mother-of-two was disqualified on two accounts. Firstly the despicable person hogged the comments page writing groups of up to 10 comments at a time. Secondly she hired a man known only as “Andres” to fly Chile (South America) with a packet of 160 Tetley tea bags in an attempt to bribe judges into turning a blind eye to her un-sports man woman or Child like behaviour. According to a "very reliable source", the tea bags were dumped unceremoniously on the doorstep of the world famous blogspot’s headquarters along with two miniature chocolate Father Christmases, a tiny woollen Christmas Prairie Rat (!!!!!) and a bribery note (duh!).
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Despicable..... on another note, there hasn't been any pictures of Maya for a while! X
I am shocked!!
And there we were thinking she was finding bargains on eBay ... These are truly testing times.
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Again, piss off Kevin.
I can't find the black pudding pages. What kind of shoddy publication is this?
Even though I'm on holiday I would like to take the time to personally and publicly apologise for this fraudulent (apart from the bit about the tea bags) and badly written article. (I just can't get the staff.) This reporter is under surveillance so no more can be said at present.
The most wonderful (I know her personally) Countess 10,000 is indeed our winner and we will endeavor to get her prize to her as soon as possible.
Oh! NO! AH! Help! Mutiny! That dastardly man has the whole lousy editorial team against me! Help! Get off! Hel.....
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