"I've heard the stories about Jonah and the whale" sobbed poor Joe.
Joe describes his parents as "unbearable."
His mother "makes him eat all his vegetables" and his father "forces him to support Liverpool Football Club"
When asked why he thought this situation was so bad Joe said
"Well, boyo, I don't like any vegetables except leeks and, when it comes to football, I actually prefer Bangor City, you know."
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The Sea Lion got him, but Joe's recent lessons in Karate came in useful. A quick chop to the tonsils soon released Joe to exact more water torture onto his parents. Tears flowed recently after his first Rugby game. Jow on the pitch for 2 minutes came close to handling the ball for the first time when low and behold a mass of fellow pupils landed on top of his head. Bemused and bewildered Joe rose from the pack only to be confronted by a punch in the face which instantly became a bloody nose. His opponents then decided to leave him alone, but on getting up to move away from Joe decided to leave him with a souvenir - a stud mark in the back. Welcome to Rugby Joe.
Joe would like to say that he has been misquoted. He does like vegetables but he doesn't like leeks and he supports Liverpool because they the best team in the world.
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