Bait Boy gets revenge ....

Little Joe Cioma, who as recently reported by Papa's got a brand new blog, was used as live sea-lion bait by his father, finally took revenge on his father's wicked behaviour and turned the tables.
On a weekend trip to Scotland Little Joe first got his father Karol drunk by feeding him large quantities of whisky (One glass! Apparently Karol can't hold his liquor!!!!) Once Karol was leg-less Little Joe proceeded to use his father as live bait in order to try and catch the Loch Ness Monster. According to Joe he needed a "substantial titbit" if Nessie was going to rise to the bait and his father "filled that description more than adequately".
Unfortunately, Little Joe overlooked the fact that Nessie only feeds on "tasty morsels" and didn't get a bite all afternoon. This of course was a stroke of luck for father Karol who is counting his lucky stars that Nessie only goes for quality cuts.
Joe did manage to have the last laugh though. His father is currently being questioned by Highland Police on alleged water smuggling charges. There is also the possibility of Mr Cioma being charged with other lesser offences such as water pollution (using his person to pollute a Scottish Loch), attempted Loch Ness Monster poaching, and being drunk and disorderly whilst in charge of a dingy.
A police spokesperson said "The Sassenach 'ill no ger eway wid it. He's a bad boy so he is".