Pea Power!

Ms Maya Eve of Destruction C, a youngster from Bristol who celebrates her birthday today, has stunned the science world with her earth shattering revelations on the magnetic properties of peas which threaten to change the way we interact with our vegetables on a daily basis. Ms Destruction’s work in the area of vegetable life Nano technology is truly ground-breaking given the newly discovered properties of the common pea and its low costs as raw material. An expert from one of the top British Science Associations claimed that Ms Destruction’s work is "as important as Einstein’s" and that the youngster is in line for a Nobel Prize nomination.  "I think we can expect to see pea-powered mobile-phones and computers within the next 12 months that will cost a fraction of their current price. " said the expert.

Ms Destruction, who celebrates her birthday today, was unavailable for comment.