Freya Birth-daya

Paekakariki based teenager, Freya Double H has been branded a spoil-sport and a cheat by one of her aunties.  One of her aunts is put out by the fact that Freya, who shares her birth date with her twin aunties, actually gets to celebrate before them because she lives in a different time zone.

“She steals all our glory” complained the annoyed aunt (shouldn’t that be “annoying aunt”? Ed). “By the time we get to celebrate everybody’s fed up of saying happy birthday and it all seems a bit forced” the angry aunt explained (shouldn’t that be “angry ant”? Ed).

The exasperated aunt believes that Freya only agree to move to New Zealand after her parents explained the birth date benefits to her. “She was adamant about not moving” said the riled relative, “until my brother filled her head with tales of time zones and rugby and not using shoes.” 

A spokesperson for the Double H family refused to be drawn into a slanging match making the following statement:

 “Freya would never rub it in their faces. She would never say “I got more presents than you” despite it being true.  She would never say “I got more calls than you” despite it being true. She would never say “I got to celebrate my birthday before you even though we were born on the same day loser” despite it being true. She would never say “Nar-nar-na-nar-na” despite thinking it. If the truth be known, the aunt should stick to her bin rummaging.”

As always, world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog is first with the news and first with the birthday greetings.

 Happy Birthday Freya! Have a great day.