Evil Aunties

World famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog has uncovered exclusive news that a pair of twin sisters banished their niece. According to reports, the ruthless relatives got so fed up of sharing their birthday with their young niece that they banished her to the other side of the world where her birthday would actually take place a day earlier. An unnamed source claimed that cruel UK based aunts Fran & Lizzie H forced their young niece Freya to immigrate to New Zealand so that they would receive more attention on their yearly celebration.

“We were here first” one of the terrible twosome was overheard saying.

Apparently, the evil aunties had already attempted to rid themselves of their niece on previous occasions. By all accounts they tried:

-          feeding her a poisoned apple

-          casting a sleeping spell on her

-          turning her into a frog

-          strapping her to a remote controlled broomstick

Luckily for Freya, the sadistic sisters failed at each attempt and only succeeded in banishing her and her family to a life of hardship and poverty in a far away and distant land.

If found guilty of enforced banishment of a minor the scheming sisters face a long time under lock and key.  A spokesperson for the West County Police who are overseeing the case said “Birthday or not, we are close to making an arrest as we have the full cooperation of the respective families of these heartless criminals. In fact, both families have stated that they will be glad to see the back of these wicked women who celebrate their birthday today”.