Monday, November 21, 2011

Blog Edit Knifed!!


The editor of world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog is set to go under the knife this Wednesday at about 19.00 (Chilean time) in a daring attempt to get in shape to play for the Great Britain Football team in the London Olympics 2012.
After hearing the news that a GB team would be entering the competition the Welsh born central midfielder decided to come to his nation's aid and make sure Blighty wins the gold. The first stage of the comeback is a double inginal hernia op that should see "The Duracell" back in business in a matter of weeks.
Let's hope nothing goes amiss! You all know what happened to Stevie G.

10 comments:

motherbird said...

Good luck. How long is the op? How long is the recovery time?! Thinking of you. xxx

Adie said...

Yep all the best brother ;hope your recovery is speedy indeedy !

Sir Stavros Da Stix said...

Hope the op goes well Uncle Simon- reckon we need some decent players for the GB team X

Terri said...

Thinking of you and also wishing you a speedy recovery xxxx

Spruce Luce said...

All the best for the op. We shall be thinking of you (if we can work out the time difference!)
Big love,
Lucy and the little ladies (as papa Stavros has already put in his two pence) xyz

mudder and the birds said...

Thinking of you now ... you are probably getting prepped.
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moe said...

Thinking of you, massive love xxxx

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The most eminent of critics flew nowhere at all to judge the merits of pap's got a brand new blog and said...

Hello Editor,
Now, you know how much everyone thinks of this blog.

Well since you are in recovery time, and you'll be being very good and really letting those splendid legs of your get properly mended and strong before you even think of putting them under the slightest amount of strain. (Because, if you do, it will just end up taking so so much longer for those pins of yours of to get anywhere near the condition of their former selves. In fact, if you so even think of doing as much as an ounce of work, or say, not refraining from activities, at least as much as the doctors have suggested, they might not even recover at all, and you'll be in a sorrier state than even your ickle legs were before you even started. So. YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU REALLY DO STOP. BE CALM. LET YOUR LEGS, IN FACT, YOUR WHOLE BEING IMMERSE ITSELF IN TRANQUILITY AND PEACEFULNESS. TAKE LONG DEEP BREATHS, EXHALE SLOWLY. FEEL ALL AROUND YOU BEING BUSY WHILE YOU ARE STILL AND TRANQUIL. RELAX AND BE RESTFUL AND THEN RELAX AGAIN. FEEL YOURSELF REPLENISH RESTOCK AND RECHARGE ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL, UNTIL YOU ARE INTACT AND COMPLETE ONCE AGAIN.) You will be sitting down a lot, and you might find sometime to sort this, for once in its life, godforsaken blog spot out.

You may even find some spare time, (though unlikely as there is so much work to be done) were you could take up some well needed therapy. (Make sure they do home visits, especially in the first three weeks, or is that months.)

Good Luck! (It's self-evident that you need it.)

Cheerio, as ever your most truthful and excellent critic. Me. x

Little sister said...

Happy Birthday Terri. xxx