Sunday, July 16, 2006

Bristol Artist Implicated in Freddie Mercury Imposter Scam

Little known Bristol-based artist and guitar thief Colin Higginson was tight-lipped when confronted with claims that he had been formerly charged with impersonating deceased ex-Queen vocalist Freddie Mercury with fraudulent intention. Mr Higginson, who was spotted at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 2 earlier this month, refused to answer to the charges.
"It was my birthday on July 15th" announced Mr Higginson before being whisked away in a limousine with a police escort.
However, Ms Jamie-Leigh Higginson, a freelance reporter acting on behalf of world famous blog spot Papa's got a brand new blog, unearthed the photo below which is presented as conclusive evidence that the charges brought against the little known artist have substance
When asked for her verdict on the charge the young freelance reporter from Worcester said "It looks like Freddie. The jawline, the camp hand-on-hip-stance" before adding "I think he would have got away with it if it weren't for the fact that Uncle Colin's such a crappy singer."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, what fantasticly hansome hair, probly the most hairy hair Ive ever seen. He deffenetly needed to get a trim from the one of the cruel (child abandoning) hairdresses. I wonder what stule theyed cut it to..........................................
Happy Birthday Colin!

Anonymous said...

yep i agree if i had the most fantasticly fantastic hair i would grown mine long and not cut it and im one off the above said lovley stay at home hardley ever go out hairdressers. and i wish hyou would all have the courage to not b anonymous when publishing your slander all over cyber space( all u have to do is press other and enter your name) tat ta for now love you all x x x

Anonymous said...

well I've decieded to stop (maybe) being anonymous............... though I chose not to name myself just now ,hahaha. I would like to take this moment to change my incorrect spelling of stule, to style.
Loving the pose though colin hehe.

Anonymous said...

You big fat chickens all of u. and crappy singing uncle colin really should join the kids from fame ta ta for now.

Anonymous said...

is it Bea?