Humbug!

Dodgy Bristol-based builder Ged H has written a very special letter to Santa requesting a very special present –a birthday wish. The reason that Ged’s request is so special is because his birthday is actually 2 days before Christmas and may involve Santa having to turn back time. What Ged’s after is a win for Arsenal Football club on his birthday which is today when they face Chelsea. Obviously, it Arsenal don’t win poor Santa will have to climb down Ged’s chimney on Christmas eve and stuff the 3 points in Ged’s stocking and then visit nearly everybody in the world to take the point or points off Chelsea before wiping everybody’s memories of the draw or Chelsea win.

“I know it seems like a lot of work” Ged told a papasgotabrandnewblogspot reporter, “but I’ve been a good boy this year. I’ve eaten all my greens, brushed my teeth at least 2 or 3 times a day and I’ve only spun on my head in public once.”

World famous blogspot PGABNB spoke to Santa’s press officer to ask what the chances of Ged’s wish coming true were.

“This is a very busy time of the year for Santa” the PO explained. “Santa’s only official comment is “Ho, ho, ho” so it’s any one’s guess.”

Ladbrokes has Arsenal at odds of 13/10 for the win with Chelsea at 21/10 and 12/5 for the draw.