Blogspot Struggles to Ward Off Unwanted Award

World famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog is in a race against time to keep out of the record books. With only 3 days to spare the wacky online journal needs to hit 66 posts before the start of 2014 or be awarded the prize for the second worst annual blog post total on world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog since if first hit the web in 2006.
“2013 was always going to be a difficult year” said a spokesperson for the popular online site. “It’s going to be a close call but, I think we can avoid the bad record” he added.
As it stands, something needs to be posted ever day until 2014 for the blog to avoid the unwanted record. Whilst logic suggests this is a fairly straight-forward task, staff at World famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog are taking nothing for granted. In recent weeks, the blog has been troubled by rumours regarding the quality and integrity of the posts it has published and questions have been asked in relation to the abundance of “birthday greeting posts”, with accusations of them being published as “sweeteners” for prospective advertisers or sponsors. Police are investigating these claims and are believed to be questioning, a Gardener from Droitwich, a Hairdresser from Chipping Norton, a Chocolate Maker from Bristol and a Violin Maker from the Wellington area of New Zealand.
To top things off, the low number of posts this year has also been called in to question, hence the extra effort to avoid the unwanted record.
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