Almost identical twins Isla and Amelie
have shocked the medical world by requesting that they be joined together as Siamese
twins (or conjoined twins to
use the more PC term). The wacky sisters posed at a press conference yesterday
to show how they would like to be joined. However, doctors at the Royal Bristol
Infirmary were unable to agree to their request due to the fact that the twins
are minors and need parental consent. Unperturbed
the twins aim to push ahead with their plan.
“Getting our parent’s
consent shouldn’t be a problem” Isla told reporters. When pushed on why such a
drastic request would be given the go ahead by their parents Amelie kept
repeating the same cryptic phrase “chocolate drums” over and over again.
Mr. and Mrs. C were
unavailable for comment.
2 comments:
Right. I'm going to have to step in a put a stop to this. Nope. I won't allow it. It will be impractical,and will end in tears. They can have a go for an afternoon, joined with a capoeira belt but that's it.
As for "Chocolate drums", that's something an admirer of Dan once made for him, so I can only assume he is having an affair.
Great, conjoined twin plot and my husband's having an affair. Thanks, Papa!
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Love your post, good luck!!
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