Birthday Shocker

Bristol based Birthday girl Raggs H is being given the cold-shoulder by her husband, dodgy builder Ged H, for refusing to don the appropriate attire for an official family function: her own birthday.

According to an irate Ged, he sent an invitation to all the members of the family insisting that they should all wear their birthday suits to the birthday celebration he had organized and whilst the younger members of the family were more than happy to comply (see photo below), his wife refused point blank.

“What’s the point of having a birthday suit if you don’t wear it” complained a disappointed Ged. “Really, she’s got a bare-faced cheek. I had to fork out about a 100 quid for the darn outfit and I don’t even get to appreciate it.”

According to Raggs, the suit was at the cleaners because she’d “soiled it at a job interview (or something like that).”

This incensed the already angry husband even further as he claimed he would now have to pick up the cleaner’s bill himself.