Bristol born twin sisters Isla and Amelie are attempting a Guinness Book of Records entry in the totally new category of “Thumb Sucking Whilst Wearing Groovy Animal Hats And Standing On One Leg With An Elmo Slipper On.” The category was invented by the twin’s sister, Maya Eve of Destruction who came up with the novel idea to celebrate Isla and Amelie’s 2nd birthday which took place yesterday. The Guinness official overseeing the book entry bid had to be persuaded that a penguin qualified as an animal after threatening to disqualify the sisters on a technicality. However, Maya Eve of Destruction curtly remaindered said official that as she had invented the category she was also responsible for the rules (she also threatened to turn him into a newt if he caused any trouble). The inventive youngster also initiated her sibling sisters in a pagan telepathic fire generating ceremony in front a group of leering adults which was supposed to bring the girls good luck in their record breaking endeavor.
Only time will tell if the talented twins will get in the Guinness as their record attempt won’t be liable for inclusion until the 2015 edition. World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog wishes them good luck and many happy returns.
7 comments:
Totally awesome post, especially the bit about Maya being on fire, which is something that, as her mother, I really should have noticed and addressed at the time.
Happy 2nd anniversary of becoming a great uncle, Papa (although people said your weren't that bad before!)
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Much love to the wonderful record breaking family x
Lots of love to all the lovely ladies, especially Amelie and Isla on their second year!!! happy birthday girls! Another great post Si!
I was initially very impressed by their skills in "Thumb Sucking Whilst Wearing Groovy Animal Hats And Standing On One Leg With An Elmo Slipper On”. That was until I tried to lift one of the Elmo slippers. To my surprise each slipper weighed in excess of 50kg. Shortly after, I noticed that the two groovy animal hats were floating, pressed hard against the ceiling. On closer inspection it turns out they are filled with a super-light gas. The simple mechanics of their attire meant that they could maintain their poise indefinitely. The thumbs were sucked, it seems, purely out of boredom. Rotten little cheating birthday imps.
Lovely .... rotten little cheating birthday imps, if you don't mind, which I know you wont.
Hip hip hooray for Isla! X
Hip hip hooray for Amelie! X
The party was doubly splendid affair!
Anonymous, you're ruining the vibe. It ain't about your medical supplies, or baywatch. Just two innocent little thumb suckin' beauties.
Find yourself, your casinos and your carstores some other place to roam, you ain't welcome round here.
I quite agree:)
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