“It’s the same every four years.” explained Joe to a reporter at world famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog. “They did it back in 2008 and 2004 and all the others. I’m sick of it. They get all lovey-dovey and forget all about my birthday after less than a week. I’ve written to the European Court of Human Rights and I’m hoping to get some sort of restraining order to stop this nonsense.”
“My birthday is on February 24th but I like to savor it for at least a week to 10 days” explained an irate Joe. “However, every four years or so my parents come up with this anniversary business and just start ignoring me. It’s not fair and it’s got to stop.”
Whilst Joe’s parents refused to comment on the matter, a spokesperson for the caterers at the Deniol Golf Club said that in previous years Joe had always appeared to enjoy the festivities.
Exclusive photo of the divided family
4 comments:
Happy 8th? anniversary Clare and Karol.
Dear silly editor Joe's birthday is the 23rd February. A whole extra day and no reason for complaints. I'm sure it's another made up story any ways. As if you'd see Karol at a golf club ... I think he did play years ago but he was ashamedly bad. I think the course he tried to learn on was miles away from his home but his dog Spike finds all Karol's balls just going around block.
X Lizzie Danny Robin & LolaMoon
Happy anniversary Clare and Karol!! I hope you had a lovely day and there are many more to come.
Lots of love,
bea
Big Bird is right 23rd February is the sulky buggers birthday. Lucky his Mum decided to drop him on the 23rd because he was born in a leap year - wouldn't that have been something to moan about. And correct was the fact that I was crap at golf and gave it up 5 years ago. The golf course has since recovered.
The celebration this year has been postponed due to an inconvenient bunion.
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