World famous blogspot Papasgotabrandnewblog has baffled readers with its lack of news over the last few days. According to a spokesperson for the popular online news site “No news is good news”. Speaking in an exclusive interview with one of its own reporters the award winning blogspot representative made the following statement;
“Whilst lack of news is generally seen as a bad thing in the world of blogs and journalism as a whole, we here at Papasgotabrandnewblog hold a futurist view on this matter and our lack of news is part of a worldwide policy towards lack of information. Our lack of news sends out a positive message to our readership that everything is ok and that they can sleep soundly in their beds. While we do hope to report some news in the future we really think it’s best to wait until something good has happened.”
Reports from another un-named source that the world famous blogspot had been shut down in connection with the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) act appear to be unfounded.
“These reports are unfounded.” said the spokesperson, adding “Although this is a British owned blogspot, we’re not all pirates.”
(Aye, aye Cap’in)
Today's report is accompanied by a rather nice picture of some street art sighted on the banks of the River Mapocho Santiago, Chile.
5 comments:
I like the street art but the blog is just not telling me nothing I don't already know !
Aha! But do you know what your daughter's been up too. Check the blog above to find out.
Oh no! A world wide policy towards lack of information?! That's awful! And it's not true, good things are happening all the time.... they are just not reported on (possibly due to this policy I was unaware of). Lets have a new policy, with Papa leading the way; Policy Of Positive Scoops (POPS).
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