Dad in Doghouse: Bristol Builder Exposed

Bristol based builder Geddie H has been exposed as the mastermind behind the recently reported "New Sister for Gorilla Spiderman", as exclusively covered by world famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog. The devilish dad caused major controversy for originally trying to pin the blame on his toddler daughter Honey Rose although it’s now reported that he has come clean and admitted his guilt after a harsh tongue wagging from his (much) better half, Raggs H.
Earlier today the fiendish father hung his head as he left his family home in central Bristol. A small group of demonstrators who had gathering outside the property hurled abuse and chanted as the horrible hubby made his way to work.
“Evil man, evil man, swopped his daughter for a Spiderman“ chanted a pair of young adult females who refused to be named but said they had travelled down specially from the Droitwich area.
“Shame on you”, “How much for an extension?” and “Lend us your plastic gorilla Spiderman” were some of the other cries that taunted the barefaced builder.
No criminal changes have been brought against the dastardly dad but there are several reports that he has put all work on hold bar the construction of a large one-man-doghouse in the back yard of the idylic family home. Honey-Rose, the toddler at the centre of the scandal was unavailable for comment.
The whereabouts of Poppy Lou-Lou, the infant at the centre of the exchange deal are currently unknown but it’s believed that negotiations are underway for the swop deal to be reversed with Loot.com, the online business that oversaw the deal, claiming that they are confident a solution to satisfy all the parties involved is imminent.

Poppy Lou Lou, the toddler at the centre of the "baby swop scandal"