Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Breaking News: Pope to Wed


According to Christmas rumours the Pope, the leader of the worldwide Catholic Church is to break all his vows and get married. Reports are coming in that the “lucky lady” is a Ms. Emma HH, who lives in Droitwich. Obviously; this news has caused waves of discontent around the world. Many people are questioning its authenticity claiming that it is some sort of publicity stunt. Parallels are being draw between Droitwich and Bethlehem and a team has set off to investigate. They will be checking out all stables in the Droitwich area and would especially like to interview 3 gentlemen who reportedly blocked a B-road for half-an-hour yesterday because one of their camels had a stone in its hoof. Reports of a strange star over Droitwich proved to be nothing more than the reflection off Ms. Emma HH engagement ring (pictured below).

World famous blogspot papasgotabrandnewblog would like to wish the happy couple all the best and hopes to bring further news shortly.

 

6 comments:

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Congratulations you two lovelies. XX : o ) ( O : XX

Lots of love from Lizzie Danny Robin and Lola Moon.
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Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the young birds!!
love,
bea

Terri said...

Best blog of the year Pappa, it made me cry with laughter! Of course congratulations to the happy couple xxx

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the happy couple!!!

Jamie-Leigh said...

Ahahaha!! Excellent :) And now I think about it there are similarities between Dritwich and Bethlehem...

Emma-Rose said...

HAHAHA...this is brilliant :) Jon aka the Pope will love this. Thank you everyone :) xxx