Monday, September 18, 2006

Pooh Girl Clears Up Events

Robin Lloyd-Higginson, the girl in the “pooh-in-the-river” scandal, has hit back at critics. In a press conference earlier today Ms Lloyd-Higginson gave her account of what occurred and also defended her actions.
According to Robin she wanted to clear up the confusion.
“I only wee-ed in the river” confessed the pint-sized youngster. “In addition, the minerals contained in human wee are actually very good for the fish”.
Furthermore, in an exclusive interview with world famous blog spot Papa’s got a brand new blog, Robin confessed that she was; vegetarian, a member of Greenpeace, the RSPCA and a fully paid up member of Easton Library (???).
“I wouldn’t do any thing to harm the environment” said Robin. “Both my parents are mad.”


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i know she is a real cutie, but if she dosnt want to harm the enviroment ,whats she doing driving a train.!!? you'd think the parnents would have some control you know.... but as Robin said they are both mad so in suppose we have to be understanding.!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear mighty moe, whats going on in your house hold? You've got them all well trained I reckon....things must be going well, or may be you're just crazy....that train is actually a kitchen sink. That's kitchen and sink; a place where you wash dishes (you are hopefully getting it now...?)

Anonymous said...

Dear dish washer stop interfering and get on with your cleaning, i know a casey jones inpersination when i see one there no point in trying to cover for the cute one, fist the spanish river now air polution where will it end, and as for the parents they act all.... "o'h yes well we are really into the planet man"!..... yea yea yea whateverrrr. i realy do blam the parents you know.

Anonymous said...

splish splash blah blah rinse splosh

Anonymous said...

I think your crazy with a beautiful picture. ha ha ha. If the child has to go; She has to go with no explaino to it. Comprende!