Sunday, August 06, 2006

Shy Mum Goes On Shandy Sniffing Bender

Shy mum Lizzie Higginson, who had a personality change after she sniffed a glass of shandy at a party recently, has called for the demon drink to be banned.
"I have my daughter's future to think of" said Ms Higginson. "It's outrageous that young kids can freely buy this dangerous beverage over the counter."
Ms Higginson (shown below during her shandy induced wobbler) has started a petition to limit the sale of shandy to Off Licences and similar outlets.
"I'm a responsible mother and member of society" she told world famous blog spot Papa's got a brand new blog. "Normally I'm very shy and reserved. This evil liquor turned me into a limelight hogging wild woman. Something has to be done to protect our children from this sort of vice. I’m ashamed of what happened and I want to ensure that others don’t suffer ridicule and pain the way that I have."
Ms Higginson is one-hundred and seven years old.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I can look that good at 44 I'll be happy let alone 107 years. All looking good !! xxxx

Anonymous said...

44! Zshiss beautiful, "hic" woman is 40. "Hic" Oh, 14 you meant to say, that's more "hic" like it. "Hic, gezz anudder will you Robin, hic".

Anonymous said...

Where can I get hold of this woman's agent? I guess she is signed up already.

sda said...

hi ya shandy sniffer, how are you doin, having a good time by the looks. says scott allan